EVERYTHING IS GRACE’S FAULT BLEH

Options

A friend gave me three options.

1) talk to her

2) drink until I feel better

3) continue being unhappy; just deal with it

I refuse to deal with it and I can’t talk to her today so I will just drink.

yep.

One time around midnight APG texted me

she asked me “What is love?” in typical asian fashion with lots of ~s and stuff.

this is relevant because I just realized that Grace doesn’t know the answer.

which I knew but I hadn’t thought about it before.

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kittykatstark:

#who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies

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Lunch today

  • *something about a naked woman jumping out of a bush*
  • Me: That'd be cool, though.
  • Nick: Your horny-ness has increased in the last two months. Or at least you express it more.
  • Me: I wonder why that is...
  • *laughter, ooooohh noises*
  • Me: Well I mean, I'm not going to blame myself.
  • Miles: Even if you sprained your hand, you could use your other hand.
  • Nick: According to Rose from 2.5 Men, it's like it's a clumsy stranger.

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connormpreg:

this was the part where i started to realize something was wrong with this video

jesus christ 

<3

this again

I didn’t realize there was something severely wrong until I saw the heart..

This was the creepiest video I have ever seen in my life.Why would you remind me of it?!?!

I LOVE THIS FUCKING VIDEO TO DEATH <333

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